Dani // ISTP // I hate myself




nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

kyung-soo:

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

overgrace:

idrris:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

or are we dancer

It seems like all the houses in Texas have murals and walls covered in crosses

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